Answered Jul 25, 2019
“If you’re looking for Victoria, she isn’t here. Try some other location”.
Slightly serious answer:
Me: “Hi, Death. How’s it going?”
Death “You’re the one who’s going”.
Me: “What’s up?”
Death: “Are you being deliberately obtuse, to drag out this process? Time is up. Yours.”
Death: “You aren’t as surprised as a lot people who meet me”.
Me: “I was expecting you eventually”.
Death: “Most people don’t seem to expect me. They are actually surprised to find out that I am real. Denial ain’t just a river in Egypt”.
Me: “If I go quietly, without a fight… Can we visit a few acquaintances of mine on the way? Surprises are fun.”